Who’s in the hospital after having a stroke? How do you deal with kidney stones? Does this massage have a happy ending? Watch to find out!
Bert, Alexa, LJ, Valerie and Nick visit Manny while he recuperates and while there, they all learn a trick men can use when they have kidney stones. Then Bert, LJ and Sergio hit the road, taking a bike ride around the city.
Who’s playing Tetris with patio furniture? Why are so many police at an elementary school? Who’s being challenged to drag racing? Watch to find out!
Bert and Alexa try to figure out how to rearrange their patio while Nick embraces his Jamaican roots. Then LJ and Myles catch up with Bert at Eddie’s bike shop and take a tour of some of the unique motorcycles there.
Who likes to hump rather than hug when greeting others? What is the golden rule? How do you use a bidet? Watch to find out!
Bert supervises work being done around the house, LJ steals Eric’s car to go on a Starbucks run, Myles gets rewarded for helping out a lady and Nick explains the intricacies of bidets.
Who gives love a bad name? Who likes to give meat a good spank? What’s the best bike at the show? Watch to find out!
Bert, Alexa, Valerie and her sister Mary head to the Bon Jovi concert. Then LJ, Bert, Sergio and Eddie ride to a local bike show and take in all the sights. Meanwhile, a prank war ensues between Myles and Baca.
What’s up with this curfew? Who are the cops after? Will they catch their guy? Watch to find out!
When the local police shutdown the neighborhood, LJ goes in pursuit of answers. Then Bert, Alexa and Valerie discuss Star Wars’ Luke and Lei’s incestuous relationship before discussing teen curfew laws. Later, Alexa goes with Nick and Bert to get some decorative and unique accents for their landscaping.
How can a clamp be used for torture? Who has been abusing quotation marks? What’s the world’s most oxymoronic tree? Watch to find out!
Wanting more coconuts in their lives, Bert and the family welcome a new addition to their landscape. Meanwhile, Eric and LJ test the bounds of a toolbox clamp and Valerie gives Manny a good blow. Then, the house is forced into lockdown when police descend upon the area.
CULT INITIATION (Day 32)
How heavy is that pot? What do you have to do to join a cult and who’s joining? Watch to find out!
Bert and Alexa try and coax Sabrina into talking to Roger. Meanwhile, Eric takes an iMac to the Apple store to get repairs and discovers something unpleasant. Then everyone helps position some incredibly heavy plant potters and landscaping decorations before retreating to the Jacuzzi for an initiation ceremony.